Goat Simulator

Achievements

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• Bacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships.Locked1.4%
• Be not afreightDestroy all freighters.Locked1.4%
• Miner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids.Locked1.4%
• NERD!Find all trophies in Space.Locked1.4%
• Ruler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships.Locked1.4%
• That's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time.Locked1.5%
• What came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs.Locked1.5%
• Wow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies.Locked1.5%
• Camel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.Locked1.6%
• DastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.Locked1.6%
• Fifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs.Locked1.6%
• My little bronyFind all the pony horses.Locked1.6%
• Plentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once.Locked1.6%
• Ready for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.Locked1.6%
• Spend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder.Locked1.6%
• splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus.Locked1.6%
• SurvivalistCraft all items in one gameLocked1.6%
• You raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.Locked1.6%
• A new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one gameLocked1.7%
• GoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies.Locked1.7%
• HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZLocked1.7%
• Shattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one gameLocked1.7%
• The Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song.Locked1.7%
• The world is your canvasTag 10 walls.Locked1.7%
• Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat.Locked1.7%
• Captain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium.Locked1.8%
• Gather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire.Locked1.8%
• GoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.Locked1.8%
• I Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutesLocked1.8%
• Rocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.Locked1.8%
• Suppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison.Locked1.8%
• Sweet collection!Find 10 trophies.Locked1.8%
• Warm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie poolLocked1.8%
• What’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.Locked1.8%
• Big in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wetLocked1.9%
• Bounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars.Locked1.9%
• Don't starveEat 50 food items in one gameLocked1.9%
• TestaholicComplete test chambers.Locked1.9%
• The Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.Locked1.9%
• Goat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet diveLocked2.0%
• Goat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!Locked2.0%
• BFFLick a friendLocked2.1%
• Love or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.Locked2.1%
• Fund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.Locked2.2%
• Itsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.Locked2.2%
• Survive for your lifeSurvive 10 daysLocked2.2%
• Hang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minuteLocked2.3%
• Look at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bombLocked2.3%
• Better than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101Locked2.4%
• SteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.Locked2.5%
• Le Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon.Locked2.6%
• The Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami.Locked2.6%
• RetirementJust finish that one LAST job.Locked2.7%
• The puke machineComplete centrifuge event.Locked2.7%
• MasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possibleLocked2.8%
• It's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer.Locked2.9%
• Zombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one gameLocked2.9%
• Steal the showDo a card trick at the magicianLocked3.1%
• Music Non StopJump on the launchpadLocked3.3%
• Too much funKill 7 zombies with one minifunLocked3.3%
• Flip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflipLocked3.9%
• The Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to.Locked3.9%
• ExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutatorLocked4.1%
• Voluntary QATrash the server roomLocked4.3%
• Gravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutatorLocked4.7%
• Powerhoof SMASHKick a person into a carLocked4.8%
• Wheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutatorLocked4.8%
• Mermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutatorLocked5.1%
• SällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO levelLocked5.1%
• Not again...Get deviously trapped againLocked5.5%
• The goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one gameLocked5.7%
• JörgenJörgen.Locked7.1%
• Old GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?Locked7.9%
• One man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's kneeLocked7.9%
• The mage's favouriteBurn people from afarLocked8.4%
• Malleus MaleficarumBurn them!Locked11.3%
• Steve's QuestGive Steve Works the applesLocked18.3%
• Involuntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed.Locked22.2%
• An Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lavaUnlocked Nov 29, 20252.4%
• I freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay.Unlocked Nov 24, 20252.9%
• Goatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats?Unlocked Nov 24, 20253.0%
• NeckbeardSmell and look like oneUnlocked Nov 27, 20253.0%
• Hat SimulatorBuy all hatsUnlocked Nov 27, 20253.2%
• The FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat.Unlocked Nov 27, 20253.2%
• Columbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rushUnlocked Nov 27, 20253.5%
• Is that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attachedUnlocked Nov 27, 20253.5%
• Elfstreet BoysBaa with the choirUnlocked Nov 29, 20253.8%
• One BallRide a bike for 60 secUnlocked Nov 27, 20254.0%
• Builder GoatFind all the blocksUnlocked Nov 27, 20254.1%
• ValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your backUnlocked Nov 28, 20254.3%
• Around the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.Unlocked Nov 23, 20254.4%
• I am BreadAre you bread?Unlocked Nov 27, 20254.4%
• Tony GoatFinish all manual questsUnlocked Nov 27, 20254.5%
• Try HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!Unlocked Nov 24, 20254.7%
• Mattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.Unlocked Nov 22, 20254.9%
• Don't PanicsrslyUnlocked Nov 27, 20255.4%
• Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.Unlocked Nov 22, 20255.5%
• The SavagePaint with all the colors of the windUnlocked Nov 28, 20256.9%
• GoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle courseUnlocked Nov 24, 20257.0%
• Vegas, baby!Hit The jackpot.Unlocked Nov 27, 20257.6%
• Mile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider.Unlocked Nov 22, 20258.8%
• Boat rideEnjoy your tripUnlocked Nov 29, 202510.0%
• Dodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.Unlocked Nov 22, 202510.8%
• Goat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom.Unlocked Nov 22, 202511.6%
• I can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick.Unlocked Nov 27, 202513.0%
• Jousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutatorUnlocked Nov 29, 202515.8%
• A Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevatorUnlocked Nov 24, 202515.9%
• Cardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.Unlocked Nov 22, 202516.2%
• Here's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongueUnlocked Nov 27, 202516.4%
• Rymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space!Unlocked Nov 22, 202517.5%
• ButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.Unlocked Nov 29, 202519.7%
• Ling Ling into battle goFight the turtlesUnlocked Nov 24, 202525.0%
• DisgustingWhy did you step in that? YuckUnlocked Nov 24, 202526.4%
• A story about my goatI'm sorry about my goatUnlocked Nov 27, 202528.4%
• PedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker StatueUnlocked Nov 22, 202529.1%
• Boulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death.Unlocked Nov 22, 202531.3%
• Devil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.Unlocked Nov 20, 202533.6%
• Maximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a personUnlocked Nov 20, 202535.2%
• Goats 'n' StuffHold your own concertUnlocked Nov 24, 202536.2%
• LOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker StatueUnlocked Nov 20, 202540.3%